Sunday, October 2, 2016

The Goat from Hell


Show up to pick up crazy bitch (the goat) and she is in a 10 foot tall horse stud with the buck! Now if you don't know bucks smell awful meaning she smells awful. Anyways the lady goes in there to get said goat and comes out grabbing her by the horns with Taylor on the other side. So I ask: is she flighty? To which the lady responds: Yes. Then I ask: does she get out of fences easily? Which she responds with: yes you need at least a 5 foot or so fence (which we have). Anyways start the 2 hour drive back home and stop in chadron to get a goat leash for her. Pick all the goodies up get her home and bam! Literally bam. The goat has now considered herself spider goat and thought she would jump out of the trailer. Needless to say after thinking I was going to die, Taylor had to go in and show this goat who is boss. Get the collar on and snap a leash to her. And off they go. Out of the trailer she proceeds to jump and buck and try everything to get away. She calms down so I take possession of the said goat...... we walked some circles, lead her to water, and finally grained her. Thinking the goat working clinic is over for the night I unclip the leash and poof. There she goes under the gate, completely over the next gate, across and the road and then hauling ass across our empty fields. Taylor(who is already so pleased with the goat) takes his rope and fourth wheeler and off he goes. After what seems like forever I hear a goat screaming, lots of cussing and was greeted to a goat tied up riding on the four wheeler back to her home. She is no longer allowed out in plain sight and has to spend the rest of her bad attitude days locked in a stall. Please prayer for the safety of all (mainly the goat as Taylor claims he tried to kill her and she wouldn't die).